lordbossy:

So I just got home from the hospital. It was a quick procedure; over in 20 minutes. I was awake the entire time (local anaesthetic), and when they were sealing up my veins and arteries I couldn’t help commenting on the scent…

Me: Now I know what burns human smells like.

Surgeon: Yeah… It’s kind of like chicken.

Me: Not eating chicken again for a while then.

Surgeon: Actually this usually makes me kind of hungry.

Me: …uh.

Surgeon:

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Me:

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chickhabitat:

"Kan du jobba på lördag?"

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Anonymous Asked
Questionare there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little? Answer

rorpie:

rorpie:

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

clittered:

holy shit

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bottaslicious:

Finnish language was originally a game where you take a word and then you try to add as much conjugations as possible. The game was born when  the winter was too fucking cold to do anything and people sat around a fire trying to stay warm and not die. Since Finnish winter is 8 months long people eventually got bored, and came up with this game.
bottaslicious:

Finnish language was originally a game where you take a word and then you try to add as much conjugations as possible. The game was born when  the winter was too fucking cold to do anything and people sat around a fire trying to stay warm and not die. Since Finnish winter is 8 months long people eventually got bored, and came up with this game.

bottaslicious:

Finnish language was originally a game where you take a word and then you try to add as much conjugations as possible. The game was born when  the winter was too fucking cold to do anything and people sat around a fire trying to stay warm and not die. Since Finnish winter is 8 months long people eventually got bored, and came up with this game.

4gifs:

Finishing an E-book…

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phaonica:

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

It’s like a realistic version of Swan Lake. ANGRRRRY SWAN ATTTACK

phaonica:

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

It’s like a realistic version of Swan Lake. ANGRRRRY SWAN ATTTACK

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